This is a beach scene you've never seen before.

The world record for the longest neck is 40 cm, but this guy looks ready to smash it, with a little help from his friends and a pile of sand. Someone cleverly buried his face while another posed on top, creating the ultimate illusion: the man-neck hybrid. It's creative. It's bizarre. It's pure beachside brilliance. Who needs to swim or sunbathe when you can become an optical illusion?

He may not be in Hollywood, but this guy really pulled out all the stops. With a shark made entirely of sand and the perfect "shark attack horror" facial expression, this picture deserves an award. The dedication to the direction? Impeccable.

It's so realistic, we almost shouted "SHARGHOL!" before realizing it was just sand and talent. Bravo, Spielberg of beaches.