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Cruises operate under an unspoken rule: eat until you burst – after all, you’ve overpaid for the food anyway! A buffet on the high seas is a true dream: unlimited portions in the middle of the ocean.

But this shirt draws the line: “I eat therefore I am” – a provocation for anyone trying to diet amidst the culinary excesses. Hopefully, the confident girl goes unnoticed by the ladies in the buffet line. A statement for those who prioritize enjoyment above all else – and have no shame in showing it.

This girl is making it crystal clear how she feels about her current relationship: “I kiss a lot of boys and I forget who they are” – a provocative message that’s likely to send her boyfriend running for the hills. A photo in this shirt = instant branding as a “Serial Kisser”.

Still, the shirt has one advantage: it definitely sparks conversations. At parties where it’s tough to break the ice, it’s the perfect conversation starter. Hopefully, the statement is more humor than reality – otherwise, there will probably be more than just photographs left behind.