Beautiful photos of tourists enjoying a beach vacation.

Sun protection is serious business, especially if you have sensitive skin or red hair. But you might want to check the final appearance of your sunscreen before heading out.

This beachgoer slathered on so much white sunscreen it looks like he's wearing a full-body wetsuit and face mask. Great sun safety, questionable fashion choice. Skin saved, style sacrificed.

There's a crab holding a wad of cash—or something that looks like one—and the whole scene feels like some kind of shady beach deal. Maybe he's bribing a lifeguard, or maybe he's trying to buy his way back to the ocean.

Whatever the context, it's absurd and brilliant. A true crime documentary in the making: Crustacean Crimes: The Sand Dollar Scandal.