20 Walmart Encounters So Absurd You’d Think They Were Staged

#3 Saw A Pygmy Marmasat At The Local Walmart

A pygmy marmoset — the world’s smallest monkey, small enough to fit in a human palm — is not what you expect to see riding in a Walmart shopping cart. Yet someone spotted exactly that, likely perched on a shoulder or clinging to a cart handle, going along for the grocery run. While Walmart has seen its share of unusual pets, an exotic primate takes things to a whole different level. The pygmy marmoset, no bigger than a hamster, makes even the strangest pet chicken look ordinary in comparison.

#4 Jur Ass Has Had It Park

The broken English of this title suggests a scene of parking lot chaos at Walmart — likely a car parked so badly that it takes up multiple spaces, blocks the fire lane, or sits diagonally across the lines. Adding insult to injury, the car might be damaged, abandoned, or surrounded by shopping carts. The phrase “jur ass has had it park” seems to capture someone’s frustrated reaction: “Your ass has had it parked” — a uniquely Walmart-style grammar fail that makes the whole scene even funnier. Poor parking meets poor spelling.